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“Delta Munchies nails it with top-notch hemp quality and flavors that just hit right.”
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Functional Microdose Gummies

Functional Microdose Gummies

  • Hemp Derived

  • Lab Tested

  • Federally Legal

Small doses. Big fun. These microdose Delta-9 THC gummies are precision calibrated to make the most of everyday moments. Need to lock in, wind down, or set the mood? We have a microdose THC gummy for that.

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BUILT FOR CHILLING WITHOUT CHECKING OUT

Made for when you want to turn the volume down, not hit mute. These gummies are powered by 20mg of mellow CBD, a wink of THC, and calming mushrooms like reishi and cordyceps to take the edge off without turning you into a puddle.
Taste Explosion
Ripe blueberry turned candy-sweet, packed with chewy, slow-burn energy.
Dual Relief
THC and CBD team up for a calm and balanced high to take the pressure off.
Relaxation Switch
A chill, relaxed buzz that melts the edge away without zoning you out.
Functional Fungi
Reishi, Chaga, and Cordyceps help you stay calm, relaxed, and chill.
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WISH INTIMACY FELT EASIER?

This blend’s for turning on, not zoning out. With a hint of THC, CBD, and libido-lifting botanicals like horny goat weed ;) it lowers inhibition and sparks intimacy — so “just hanging out” feels a little less innocent.
Total Snack
Juicy strawberry goodness in a sweet little flavor bomb.
THC + CBD SYNERGY
A balance of THC + CBD to that melts tension and sparks connection.
Sensory Boost
Wakes up your senses and eases you into a relaxed flirty, feel-good mood.
The Ooh Factor
Natural aphrodisiacs like Maca, Goat Weed, and Cordyceps fuel energy and blood flow.
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Made for the Everyday (Busy) Human

Fuel your mind without the fog. This blend is made for mental clarity and sharp, focused energy. With 2.5mg of Delta-9 THC and a generous dose of 20mg CBG, you get a gentle euphoric lift that won’t cloud your thoughts. Perfect for fans of microdose gummies who want better consistency and control

Snackworthy
A jammy mix of berries that’s sweet, tart, and perfectly satisfying.
Balanced Buzz
THC brings the lift, CBG keeps it stead. Focus meets feel-good.
Calm Focus
Micro support that keeps your mind calm and focused, not in overdrive.
Mushroom Magic
Lion’s Mane, Reishi, and Cordyceps support focus & clarity.

Chillin Gummies — Built For Chilling Without Checking Out

30-45 min
Subtle, functional shift. Not a full high.
1-2 hrs
Clear functional benefits, no impairment.
2-4 hrs
Smooth return, no crash or fog.

Love Gummies — Wish Intimacy Felt Easier?

30-45 min
Subtle, functional shift. Not a full high.
1-2 hrs
Clear functional benefits, no impairment.
2-4 hrs
Smooth return, no crash or fog.

big brain Gummies — Made For The Everyday (Busy) Human

30-45 min
Subtle, functional shift. Not a full high.
1-2 hrs
Clear functional benefits, no impairment.
2-4 hrs
Smooth return, no crash or fog.

STRAIGHT ANSWERS. BOLD FLAVORS.

How is it legal?

The 2018 Farm Bill made hemp-derived THC products with less than 0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight federally legal. Same compound you'd find at a dispensary, fully legal to buy online and ship to your door. We ship to 49 states, everywhere except California.

Will these actually get me high?

Yes. Each gummy has 10mg of real Delta-9 THC, the same THC found in any dispensary product. The difference is ours also includes balancing cannabinoids like CBD/CBG and THC-V so the high is smooth, controlled, and actually enjoyable. This isn't hemp marketing fluff, it's the real thing.

Will I get too high or feel anxious?

That's exactly why we formulated these with multiple cannabinoids instead of just straight THC. The CBD and THC-V work together to take the edge off so you get the good parts of the high without the racing thoughts or paranoia. If you're new, start with half a gummy, wait 90 minutes, and go from there. You can always take more, you can't take less.

How long do they take to kick in?

Usually 45 to 90 minutes depending on your metabolism and whether you've eaten recently. Eating something beforehand helps your body absorb it faster and makes the experience smoother. Don't make the classic mistake of taking a second one because you "don't feel anything yet."

How do I know which flavor to pick?

Each flavor is designed for a different vibe. Kiwi Burst and Blue Dream are sativas, upbeat, social, and energizing. Mango Crush, Pink Lemonade, and Strawberry Shortcake are hybrids, balanced and easy for any occasion. Midnight Berry is an indica, deep relaxation and sleep. Pick based on how you want to feel, not just what sounds tasty.

How do these compare to dispensary edibles?

Same active ingredient, cleaner formula. Most dispensary gummies are just THC and corn syrup. Ours are made with real fruit, are vegan and gluten free, and use a multi-cannabinoid blend for a more balanced experience. Plus they ship to your door, no dispensary trip, no waiting in line.

How fast do you ship?

Orders go out same or next business day via USPS Priority Mail. Most deliveries arrive in 2 to 5 business days in discreet packaging. Nothing on the outside says what's inside. Subscribers get free shipping on every order.

What if they don't work for me?

We have a 30-day money back guarantee. If you're not feeling it, reach out and we'll make it right. But with over 300 five-star reviews from people who said the same thing before trying them, we're not too worried.

we have high standards. so should you.

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