
BRAIN BEGGING FOR A REBOOT?
Bright, Buzzy, and Built for Fun
Built to bring the bounce. Crisp, clear, and just the right amount of silly, these Euphoria Gummies keep your mind moving and your mood cranked to 11.
Juicy, chewy, and so good you’ll forget it’s not just here to taste amazing.
THC leads the charge, CBG smooths it out, and THC-V keeps it playful.
Happiness in one bite. Feels like someone handed your brain a tiny party hat.
Vegan, gluten free, and non GMO with nothing extra and nothing to hide.
WHEN YOUR BRAIN NEEDS A BREATHER
YOUR NEW SLEEP CHEAT CODE
YOUR CURE FOR THE “BLAHS”
FOR MELTING STRESS LIKE BUTTER
Kiwi burst – Playful energy & Giggles
Onset begins
Peak effects
Gentle fade
Blue Dream — creative focus & clarity
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Peak effects
Gentle fade
Mango Crush — warm balance & easy vibes
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Peak effects
Gentle fade
Midnight Berry — deep relaxation & restful sleep
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Peak effects
Gentle fade
Pink Lemonade — breezy calm & light energy
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Strawberry Shortcake — sunny mood & mellow energy
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Peak effects
Gentle fade
got questions?
we got answers.
How is it legal?
The 2018 Farm Bill made hemp-derived THC products with less than 0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight federally legal. Same compound you'd find at a dispensary, fully legal to buy online and ship to your door. We ship to 49 states, everywhere except California.
Will these actually get me high?
Yes. Each gummy has 10mg of real Delta-9 THC, the same THC found in any dispensary product. The difference is ours also includes balancing cannabinoids like CBD/CBG and THC-V so the high is smooth, controlled, and actually enjoyable. This isn't hemp marketing fluff, it's the real thing.
Will I get too high or feel anxious?
That's exactly why we formulated these with multiple cannabinoids instead of just straight THC. The CBD and THC-V work together to take the edge off so you get the good parts of the high without the racing thoughts or paranoia. If you're new, start with half a gummy, wait 90 minutes, and go from there. You can always take more, you can't take less.
How long do they take to kick in?
Usually 45 to 90 minutes depending on your metabolism and whether you've eaten recently. Eating something beforehand helps your body absorb it faster and makes the experience smoother. Don't make the classic mistake of taking a second one because you "don't feel anything yet."
How do I know which flavor to pick?
Each flavor is designed for a different vibe. Kiwi Burst and Blue Dream are sativas, upbeat, social, and energizing. Mango Crush, Pink Lemonade, and Strawberry Shortcake are hybrids, balanced and easy for any occasion. Midnight Berry is an indica, deep relaxation and sleep. Pick based on how you want to feel, not just what sounds tasty.
How do these compare to dispensary edibles?
Same active ingredient, cleaner formula. Most dispensary gummies are just THC and corn syrup. Ours are made with real fruit, are vegan and gluten free, and use a multi-cannabinoid blend for a more balanced experience. Plus they ship to your door, no dispensary trip, no waiting in line.
How fast do you ship?
Orders go out same or next business day via USPS Priority Mail. Most deliveries arrive in 2 to 5 business days in discreet packaging. Nothing on the outside says what's inside. Subscribers get free shipping on every order.
What if they don't work for me?
We have a 30-day money back guarantee. If you're not feeling it, reach out and we'll make it right. But with over 300 five-star reviews from people who said the same thing before trying them, we're not too worried.
we have high standards. so should you.
