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Delta 9 + CBD
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Relaxation
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Calm & Euphoric
"Tastes amazing and delivers the perfect high! Relaxing, smooth, and long-lasting."
Charlie m.

Cereal Crunchies

Cereal Crunchies

  • Hemp Derived

  • Lab Tested

  • Federally Legal

Delicious, infused cereal edibles packed with 10mg THC + 10mg CBD for a perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation.

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30 Day Happiness
Guaranteed

Real Ingredients.
Real Fruit. Real Fun.

100k+ Happy
Munchers'

"Tastes amazing and delivers the perfect high! Relaxing, smooth, and long-lasting."
Charlie m.
Cereal Crunchies Family Pack

Cereal Crunchies
Family Pack

$64.99 $74.99
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BREAKFAST WITH BENEFITS

Each square delivers 10mg of D9 THC and 10mg of CBD — the perfect pairing for zoning in, blissing out, or making cartoons feel philosophical. Smooth, balanced, and comfortingly tasty.
Sugar + Spice
Buttery marshmallow and warm cinnamon that eats like comfort turned crispy.
Dual Action
THC and CBD tag-team your system to smooth you out and keep the good times steady.
Melt Mode
Kicks in fast and sticks around. Body’s heavy, mind’s light, and the couch is calling.
Cereal, Not Chemicals
Made with real ingredients and nothing weird hiding in the bowl.
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BREAKFAST WITH BENEFITS

Each square delivers 10mg of D9 THC and 10mg of CBD — the perfect pairing for zoning in, blissing out, or making cartoons feel philosophical. Smooth, balanced, and comfortingly tasty.
Fruity Delight
Crispy meets melty in a fruity bite that tastes like Saturday morning.
Dual Action
THC and CBD tag-team your system to smooth you out and keep the good times steady.
Melt Mode
Kicks in fast and sticks around. Body’s heavy, mind’s light, and the couch is calling.
Cereal, Not Chemicals
Made with real ingredients and nothing weird hiding in the bowl.
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BREAKFAST WITH BENEFITS

Each square delivers 10mg of D9 THC and 10mg of CBD — the perfect pairing for zoning in, blissing out, or making cartoons feel philosophical. Smooth, balanced, and comfortingly tasty.
Choco Crunch
A square so chocolatey, melty, and gooey it feels like recess in your mouth.
Dual Action
THC and CBD tag-team your system to smooth you out and keep the good times steady.
Melt Mode
Kicks in fast and sticks around. Body’s heavy, mind’s light, and the couch is calling.
Cereal, Not Chemicals
Made with real ingredients and nothing weird hiding in the bowl.

cinnamon brulee — Breakfast with benefits

30-60 min
Warm, mellow wave of calm.
1-2 hours
Everything is hilarious.
2-4 hours
Gradual taper. Mellow landing.

double rainbow— Breakfast With Benefits

30-60 min
Warm, mellow wave of calm.
1-2 hours
Everything is hilarious.
2-4 hours
Gradual taper. Mellow landing.

cocoa fudge— Breakfast With Benefits

30-60 min
Warm, mellow wave of calm.
1-2 hours
Everything is hilarious.
2-4 hours
Gradual taper. Mellow landing.

How is it legal?

The 2018 Farm Bill made hemp-derived THC products with less than 0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight federally legal. Same compound you'd find at a dispensary, fully legal to buy online and ship to your door. We ship to 49 states, everywhere except California.

Will these actually get me high?

Yes. Each gummy has 10mg of real Delta-9 THC, the same THC found in any dispensary product. The difference is ours also includes balancing cannabinoids like CBD/CBG and THC-V so the high is smooth, controlled, and actually enjoyable. This isn't hemp marketing fluff, it's the real thing.

Will I get too high or feel anxious?

That's exactly why we formulated these with multiple cannabinoids instead of just straight THC. The CBD and THC-V work together to take the edge off so you get the good parts of the high without the racing thoughts or paranoia. If you're new, start with half a gummy, wait 90 minutes, and go from there. You can always take more, you can't take less.

How long do they take to kick in?

Usually 45 to 90 minutes depending on your metabolism and whether you've eaten recently. Eating something beforehand helps your body absorb it faster and makes the experience smoother. Don't make the classic mistake of taking a second one because you "don't feel anything yet."

How do I know which flavor to pick?

Each flavor is designed for a different vibe. Kiwi Burst and Blue Dream are sativas, upbeat, social, and energizing. Mango Crush, Pink Lemonade, and Strawberry Shortcake are hybrids, balanced and easy for any occasion. Midnight Berry is an indica, deep relaxation and sleep. Pick based on how you want to feel, not just what sounds tasty.

How do these compare to dispensary edibles?

Same active ingredient, cleaner formula. Most dispensary gummies are just THC and corn syrup. Ours are made with real fruit, are vegan and gluten free, and use a multi-cannabinoid blend for a more balanced experience. Plus they ship to your door, no dispensary trip, no waiting in line.

How fast do you ship?

Orders go out same or next business day via USPS Priority Mail. Most deliveries arrive in 2 to 5 business days in discreet packaging. Nothing on the outside says what's inside. Subscribers get free shipping on every order.

What if they don't work for me?

We have a 30-day money back guarantee. If you're not feeling it, reach out and we'll make it right. But with over 300 five-star reviews from people who said the same thing before trying them, we're not too worried.

we have high standards. so should you.

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100% federally legal
18 years in the kitchen
Vegan - no weird stuff
No gluten. No GMOs. No BS.
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