As the cannabis industry continues to flourish, consumer preferences evolve with it. Breeders keep up by pulling out all the stops to create new strains that delight as many users as possible. With this effort, another responsibility was born: naming their newly found strains.
Whether they’re channeling the strain’s effects, nodding to heritage, or just having fun, every name doesn’t just come out of nowhere. And the result? Some weed strains have very funny, odd, and downright outrageous names. This is precisely what we are here to look at today. Here are some of the weirdest weed strain names out there.
Key Takeaways
- A strain’s name can shape consumer expectations around its effects, flavors, and potency, making it a crucial marketing tool.
- Many strain names are inspired by genetic lineage, helping to communicate the strain’s heritage and potential effects.
- Some names hint at flavors or scents, like “Pineapple Express,” allowing consumers to anticipate the sensory experience.
- Breeders often draw on pop culture references and humor to create memorable names that appeal to diverse audiences.
- As the cannabis industry matures, names are shifting to be more descriptive, creative, and marketable, reflecting industry trends and consumer demand.
How do Breeders Decide on a Strain’s Name
Breeders decide on a cannabis strain’s name using various methods and considerations. The naming process often blends creativity, marketing strategy, and practical considerations.
Cannabis breeders typically approach this responsibility by assessing genetic lineage, effects and characteristics, flavor and aroma profile, and geographical origin.
Furthermore, breeders base their strain names on parameters like industry trends and existing names to avoid duplication, collaboration with other breeders, personal significance, and humorous approach.
Popular Weird Weed Strain Names
Alaskan Thunder F*ck Strain
Yes, you read that right! This strain is called Alaskan Thunderfuck. This Sativa-dominant hybrid has a name as bold as its effects with 15% to 18% Delta 9 THC levels. It’s said to offer a powerful experience that creeps up on you, much like a thunderstorm in Alaska.
The strain’s flavor is similar to menthol, and it should make you feel energetic, uplifted, and very happy. It features a very intense and euphoric high.
Cat Piss Strain
As this weed strain’s weird and unappealing name portrays it, it is known for its pungent aroma reminiscent of ammonia and is slightly sweet and piney when smoked. Yes, it does smell like cat urine.
Interestingly, it’s reported to have a much more pleasant taste than its name suggests. It’s a good strain if you need something that will make you feel energetic and uplifted, as it has a fairly moderate 17% Delta 9 THC level. It’s not overly strong, yet strong enough to make you feel it.
Gorilla Glue
Also known as GG4 or Original Glue, this strain got its name from its reported effects of making users feel “glued” to the couch. It’s an award-winning Indica-dominant hybrid with high Delta 9 THC levels.
Purple Monkey Balls Strain
This oddly named strain is Indica-dominant and features roughly 18% Delta 9 THC. It gets its name from its large, round, purple buds. It crosses between a Northern California purple strain and an Afghani Indica. It has extremely sweet flavors that smell and taste like berries and grapes.
Its sedating effect allows for great relaxation and also helps to relieve chronic pain. That said, it won’t make you too sleepy but also make you feel a little euphoric and giggly.
Alien OG Strain
Although there are funnier names out there, Alien OG is a hybrid strain that is fairly balanced. It contains 19% Delta 9 THC, so it’s not overly strong. It has a classic lemon and pine smell and flavor, combined with a very intense head high and a somewhat relaxing body high.
Unicorn Poop Strain
Yes, Unicorn Poop has to be one of the funniest named weed strains on the list today. This is a very heavy-hitting and potent hybrid that contains up to 24% Delta 9 THC. Its lovely grape flavor makes you feel euphoric, happy, giggly, and uplifted. Unicorns are pretty happy and giggling, and that’s precisely what you get here.
Trainwreck Strain
If you need a strain of marijuana that will make you feel euphoric, creative, and happy, then this is a good one to consider. This fairly high Delta 9 THC strain of marijuana can also help relieve migraines, other pains, and arthritis, as well as stress and anxiety. If you enjoy the pine flavor and like feeling uplifted, this strain is worth trying.
Truth Serum Strain
The reason why this particular strain of marijuana is named Truth Serum is because it makes people feel very social, talkative, and happy. It often leads to people spilling their beans because they get so talkative.
It has a very spicy and herbal flavor and a moderate Delta 9 THC level. When exhaled, this strain tastes a whole lot like hashish.
1 Eyed Jamaican Strain
This oddly named strain of marijuana is around 80% Indica and 20% Sativa, combined with a fairly low Delta 9 THC level of around 16% to 18%. That said, although the Delta 9 THC level is not huge, it is a fairly strong strain that will make you feel happy, relaxed, a bit sleepy, and uplifted. It’s also a good option to go with if you suffer from pain or insomnia.
CannaSutra Strain
If you know the Kamasutra, you should know what this strain is about. Yes, the name of this strain implies its main effect, arousal. This Indica-dominant strain features a very low Delta 9 THC level of 12%. With that being said, if you like your daytime weed and you like feeling uplifted and sexually aroused, then this is a great strain to check out.
Hubbabubbasmelloscope Strain
This is one of the funniest names of any weed strain. Hubbabubbasmelloscope features a moderate 19% Delta 9 THC level with minimal CBD. It has a very earthy and woody flavor, with its main effect being that you will become very giggly and talkative. This strain is known for producing a very euphoric and giggly high.
Kosher Kush Strain
Although it might not have much to do with the Jewish faith, this strain of marijuana does have a very long history. This Indica-dominant strain features around 21% Delta 9 THC, combined with a highly intense aroma. This heavy-hitting strain will make you feel calm, relaxed, and sleepy. If you want me to feel relaxed before sleep, this is an excellent way to achieve it.
Sex Candy Strain
Of course, as the name implies, it does generally lead to a good deal of sexual arousal. Here, we have a powerful strain known for having Delta 9 THC levels reaching up to 28%. If you like feeling energetic, happy, aroused, and euphoric, this heavy hitter is great to try out. Don’t smoke it before you have any responsibilities because this heavy hitter will have your head up in the clouds.
Blue Balls Strain
Here, we have a well-balanced hybrid strain of marijuana that is fairly potent. It features a head-centric high and a heavy-hitting body high from the Indica side. The main effects here are sedation and relaxation, although they can also make you feel pretty euphoric.
Peyote Cookies Strain
This is a great option if you are looking for an Indica-dominant strain that will make you feel relaxed, calm, and sleepy. It features a fairly moderate 17% Delta 9 THC level, in addition to some CBG and THCV.
It has a very strong pine flavor combined with coffee and vanilla. Don’t worry, though, because unlike with actual peyote, you won’t hallucinate from this strain of weed.
Master Yoda Strain
The force is quite strong with this strain, as it contains over 20% Delta 9 THC. This hybrid strain provides you with the best of both worlds. It features a Sativa-like cerebral high and a body high from the Indica side.
The main effect of this strain is sleepiness, although it can also make you feel a bit talkative and euphoric. It’s an excellent option to check out if you like herbal and spicy flavors.
Grandpa’s Breath Strain
Luckily for you, this strain of weed smells more like lavender and other flowers than it does like your grandfather’s breath.
Although we don’t quite know where the name came from, we do know that this is a moderately strong Indica strain of weed with 19% Delta 9 THC. The top effects are sleepiness and relaxation. If you need something to help you go to sleep, this is a great strain to check out.
Tom’s Plushhammer Strain
This is yet another strain with relatively unknown origins as far as the name is concerned. What we know is that this strain features over 23% Delta 9 THC. It’s very heavy-hitting and tastes kind of like cherry soda. It features a relaxing and soothing high that will make you want to sleep.
Barack O Bubba Strain
This strain of marijuana, named after the former US president, is an Indica strain with a Delta 9 THC level of roughly 19%. This strain of marijuana will produce sensations of happiness and euphoria yet will also help make you feel more relaxed. It’s a fairly cerebral high that tastes like grapes.
Psycho Crack Strain
Although this strain won’t turn you into a psychopath or a psychotic monster, it has a very interesting name. This Sativa-dominant strain features enough Delta 9 THC to make you feel it, around 19%. This is a euphoric and uplifting strain of marijuana that will provide you with plenty of energy and make you feel talkative. Many people like the delightful and fruity flavor of this strain.
Banana Stardawg Strain
Although not the weirdest name on the list today, it indicates its flavor. This strain tastes like bananas and strawberries, has a robust candy-like flavor in general, and hints of fuel and diesel. It is a potent hybrid that contains up to 30% Delta 9 THC. This strain will get you ready for bed.
Cougar Milk Strain
We have a moderately strong hybrid strain under 20% Delta 9 THC. It will make you feel focused and concentrated, calm and relaxed. It has notes of dark red berries combined with a fairly creamy flavor profile. If you want just an evening of relaxation, it’s a strain worth considering.
Runner Ups
- Baby Yoda – Named after the popular Star Wars character, this Indica-dominant strain offers stress relief and a focused high.
- Titty Sprinkles – This playfully named Indica-dominant strain was created to support cancer research. It’s known for its uplifting effects and is considered suitable for beginners and medical patients.
- Bruce Banner—Named after the Hulk’s alter ego, this strain is known for its powerful effects, which can turn a stressful day into a “smashing” good time.
- Cheetah Piss – An homage to the classic Cat Piss strain, this modern iteration boasts a pungent profile and a lineage that includes Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97.
- Unicorn Piss – This whimsically named Indica-dominant strain is known for its quick-acting, tranquil effects.
The Art of Naming Cannabis Strains
The creative process behind naming cannabis strains often involves factors such as:
- Genetic heritage – Names may reflect the strain’s lineage or parent strains.
- Sensory experience – Strain names can indicate expected flavors, aromas, or effects.
- Brand stickiness – Memorable names help strains stand out in the market.
- Visual characteristics – Some names, such as color or bud structure, highlight the strain’s appearance.
- Geographical origins – Certain strains pay homage to their place of origin.
These unusual and often humorous names add character to the strains and serve as a marketing tool, making them more memorable for consumers. While the names may be amusing
Early Cannabis Naming
Cannabis strain naming began in earnest in the 1960s and 1970s. During this period, cannabis breeders started transporting feral strains from around the world, known as “landrace strains,” and transplanting them locally. Many of these early strains were named based on their geographical origin.
Examples include:
- Acapulco Gold
- Durban Poison
- Panama Red
- Colombian Gold
- Afghan Kush
These landrace strains became the foundation for the genetic diversity we see in cannabis today.
Modern Cannabis Naming Methods
Combining Parent Strain Names
Many breeders create names by cleverly combining the names of parent strains, for example:
- Poison OG x GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) = Suicide Girl
- Blueberry x White Widow = Berry White
- Mad Scientist x Timewreck = Dr. Who
Reflecting Effects
Some strains are named to represent their effects on users. For instance, Blue Dream combines Blueberry and Haze to create an uplifted, “dreamy” mental state.
Physical Attributes
Names may speak to the strain’s physical traits; examples include:
- White Widow (abundance of white trichomes)
- Granddaddy Purple (colorful purple leaves)
- Key Lime Pie (powerful fruity, doughy aroma)
Honoring Individuals
Some strains pay homage to cannabis activists or important figures. For example, Jack Herer (named after a cannabis activist) and Ringo’s Gift (named after a CBD-strain breeder).
Tribute Strains
Breeders sometimes create strains as tributes to specific causes or people. For instance, Agent Orange was named as a tribute to a breeder’s father who fought in Vietnam.
Pop Culture References
Some strains bear the names of celebrities or pop culture icons. These can be satirical (e.g., Charlie Sheen), honorary (e.g., Michael Phelps OG), or for marketability (e.g., Khalifa Kush).
Descriptive Naming
Many strains are named based on their aroma, flavor, or appearance. For example, Skunk, Lavender, and Chemdawg were named after their unique aromas.
Random or Humorous Names
Some names are entirely random or reflect the breeder’s sense of humor. Examples include Squiblica, Zombie OG, and SleeStack.
The Future of Cannabis Strain Naming
As the cannabis industry grows and becomes more regulated, strain naming practices are likely to evolve:
- Branding – In legal markets, growers are starting to distinguish their products not just by strain name but also by brand.
- Genetic Mapping – Advances in genetic mapping could lead to more scientifically-based naming conventions.
- Standardization – As the industry matures, efforts may be made to standardize naming practices to avoid confusion and ensure consistency.
It’s important to note that while strain names can provide some indication of a cannabis variety’s characteristics, effects, or lineage, they are not always reliable indicators. Depending on the grower or region, the name of the same strain might represent different genetic profiles. Therefore, consumers are encouraged to research beyond just the name when selecting cannabis products.
Final Thoughts
Next time you choose a strain, remember there’s a thoughtful (and sometimes funny) story behind the name that tells you a bit about its lineage and personality. The listed weird weed strain names are a product of straightforward descriptors to playful, often quirky titles that enhance the experience of choosing a product. Now, what will the naming process look like in the coming years?
As the cannabis industry continues to grow, strain names will likely evolve further, adding layers of history, science, and marketing appeal that help bring these one-of-a-kind cannabis creations to life for both new and seasoned enthusiasts alike.
(Disclaimer reminder: This article is not medical advice. It is based on anecdotal user experience alone. If you are thinking about incorporating cannabis (delta-8 THC, delta-9 THC, CBD, etc) into your medicinal routine, please consult a healthcare professional. Do not stop taking any prescribed medications without first consulting your doctor.)
Disclaimer: This article reflects the laws of the United States at the time it was written. Because cannabis laws in the United States laws are subject to change at any time, please make sure that you are always staying up to date on your federal, state, and local county’s cannabis laws. Additionally, we are NOT encouraging anyone to break the law––we are simply showing people ways to legally and discreetly bring their cannabis products along with them on their travels so that they may have access to those products when they reach their intended destination.
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